I don’t know about you guys but it seems to me that the tinier a chick’s boobies are, the more likely she is to be able to stuff just about anything into her puss. I know that this theory is complete bullshit but every chick I have dated with petite hooters has always begged me to stuff her wet muff with just about anything.
Just last night I met this hot brunette babe with petite but perfect hooters. Her nipples were as hard as diamonds and her bitch was shaved clean. We start making out and then before I know it – she bring out this toy that looks like a fucking thermos. Sure it might be shaped like some dudes hard cock but this thing is fat! I watched as she rubbed that monster between her bitch lips and was in absolute awe as she managed to fit that bastard into her skank! After she finished with her dong I was a small overwhelmed but when I slid my peen into her snatch it was as tight as anything I had ever nailed. What an amazing little skank!
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TwistedObjects on November 21st, 2007
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Some babez refuse to grow up when it comes to their favorite childhood things and in this case we have quite the story. You dl, this particular hottie has always maintained her collection of Barbie dolls and most people tease her about it. She just smiles very coyly and tells all of them that she just likes to keep her favorite childhood memories around her at all times.
What everyone doesn’t realize is that when she is alone her Barbie’s come to life in ways 1 would never imagine. After slowly undressing them and rubbing them down with some baby oil, her former toys come to life as her new found sex toys. It isn’t long before these dolls are finding there way into all of her holes. She especially loves it when that 1 special doll slides deep into her wet snatch all the way up to its neck. After fucking her toys all night long and cumming all over them she makes sure everything is back in its proper place come the next morning.
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TwistedObjects on November 16th, 2007
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This site is full of babez that love sticking weird things in their pussies. U name it and they are prepared to download if it will fit and if it doesn't fit right away they just grab some more lube and make it fit.
These chickz love to pull a condom over the nearest phallic shaped object and give their holes a fuck. If they are in the kitchen they'll use wooden spoons, vegetables, and all sorts of stuff. In the bathroom I saw one babe brushing her clit with an electronic toothbrush once. At parties there are bottle of all sizes that fit so nicely into their juicy snatches. Pens, drummers' sticks, mop handles, and knives – those are only a few of the things you're likely to find!
This babe even stole the speculum from her doctor's office so she could play with it at home. Freaky babes are awesome.
Posted by autumn2 in
TwistedObjects on November 14th, 2007
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Some babez are just born with a curious mind and this hottie is 1 of them. She's always been fascinated with her body and the things it can do and the reactions she gets when she plays with herself – whether it is her own body's reaction or the reaction of an interested audience.
She's kinda kinky, too, so she likes to find different objects to stuff her kunt with. Different sizes and different textures really turn her on so almost anything than can fit inside her wet vagina does go in there! This time she's found a few bic pens and she's having some fun twirling them around inside her lil twat. Looks like she's having a great time doesn't it?
There's lots of chickz like this at Twisted Objects so check them out. No object is too weird or too bizarre for them to muff fuck themselves with. In fact, the stranger the object the wetter their pussies get!
Posted by autumn2 in
TwistedObjects on November 12th, 2007
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Penny Lane is this cute looking teen who you'd never guess had a fetish for putting things in her snatch. She's been fascinated with her pussy ever since she was a small woman and discovered that thing would go inside her and better yet, it felt good! She eventually had sex of course but she found that cocks and fingers just weren't as satisfying as all the bizarre objects she could find around the house.
One of her favorite places to find puss stuffing objects is the kitchen. This knife sharpener felt really cool to her because of the cool steel and the ridges along the side. And if she wants a little more substance she just turns it around and uses the thicker handle. There's all sort of other things in the kitchen with handles and amazing shapes and textures and she can play with her puss for hours.
Posted by autumn2 in
TwistedObjects on October 28th, 2007
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Jordan always throws the greatest parties. People drink and get drunk and sometimes they even head off to a bedroom or the bathroom for a mid-party fuck. Often enough it's Jordan in the middle of the fun so I made a bet with her that she couldn't go an entire party without blowing someone in the bathroom or fucking them in the bedroom. She took the challenge.
Now I know Jordon – she's a pretty horny petite cunt – so I was watching her carefully. But she didn't cave the whole night so I lost my $50. I was the designated driver though so I was in and out a lot throughout the night. But I had people watching her while I was gone. After the last person had been driven home I thought I'd drop by and give her the winnings. What a surprise. She must have forgotten to lock the door because when I walked in I found her with her legs spread open fucking her snatch with and empty wine bottle. She was really working that thing, too; grinding her hips against it and a look of pure ecstasy on her face. I watched until she came. Then she opened her eyes and saw me holding out the $50 bill to her.
“That was so worth it,” I said with a fat smile on my face as I walked out the door. The last thing I heard was a pillow or something hitting the door!

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Have u ever met one of those kinds of babez that are just up for anything, anytime? Chickz that will take off for a foreign country at the blink of an eye, jump off a cliff into the ocean, or stuff their pussies with the most bizarre objects? Well, Epifany is that kind of lady.
She came over to our house one night and my husband was just home from work. As it often does with Epifany, the conversation turned towards sex and we got talking about the things that we'd tried to put into our snatches to get off. Epifany is a lot more adventurous than I am so she shocked me pretty easily. She bragged that there wasn't much that wouldn't fit in her puss so my husband challenged her. U view, he works in construction and he just happened to bring home one of those orange pylons. He rushed off to the bathroom to give it a wash and then came back and said he'd bet her a hundred bucks that she couldn't even get the top of it into her coocher. Epifany doesn't back down from dare, so she stroked up her skirt, whipped off her panties and requested my husbands help. Well, not only did he get it in there but he made he spunk, too, right there on our couch!

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This chick Ivy is a cunt pure and simple. The best part is that she doesn’t really give a damn what anyone might think of that. She loves her sex and she especially loves to find all kinds of twisted dick shaped objects to stuff into her puss when the time is right.
Tonight is like almost every other night for our Ivy as she has found plenty of toys that she plans to use for later on. U see Ivy has decided to do a friend a favor and act as the entertainment for his bachelor party. He knew she would do it because she is just that kinky.
After some dance routines which led to Ivy losing all of her clothes, out came all of her toys and the fun really began. She was popping everything that was even remotely shaped like a weiner in and out of her muff. The guys all had a amazing time and Ivy made sure at least 2 of them left with her later that night.

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Truth or dare is 1 of my favorite party games – especially if the babez you're playing with are kinda kinky and a lil bit raunchy. I hit the jackpot last weekend when we were at this frat party where all the chickz were young and totally slutty. They were up for anything so I suggested a game of truth or dare. Turned out to be a really good idea!
1 of the babes there was Krystal and she was totally insane. She had this long wavy hair and eyes that were just begging for us to play with her. Her first dare was to get nude and show us all her great body. She had no problem with that and even did a super sexy strip tease for us all. Then she stayed nude as we did the rounds. When it was my turn to make a dare, I dared her to fuck one of the empty wine bottles. And can u believe she did it? Right there in front of us all, she stood the wine bottle up, mounted it and slid it right into her wet kunt. She slid her snatch up and down on it and flicked her fingers over her clit until she came, loud and proud! I bet she gets invited to a lot of parties!
Posted by autumn in
TwistedObjects on September 28th, 2007
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Lexi is a newlywed but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t know every sexual trick in the book. She had seen plenty of action before her wedding day but for some reason most men just never understood her one fantasy of stuffing all sorts of different objects into her tight little puss. Her new husband was aware of all of Lexi’s fetishes and actually encouraged her every time she found something new to try.
Today while taking care of the kitchen floor Lexi was her usual self, alone and naked while cleaning the house. Working around the house in the naked was nothing new for her but once she felt the perfectly shaped handle of the floor mop it was time to take a break! She found her way to the living room, laid back on the sofa and began to slowly ease the smooth handle of the mop in between her muff lips. It only took a few minutes for Lexi to become totally wet as she slid the handle deeper and deeper inside her.
She had an explosive orgasm and made sure to give husband a repeat performance of her newest find later that evening.